Tuesday, March 11, 2014

Quotable Quotes, Episode 3

Patron: "Yeah, who was that guy who wrote the poem?"
Me: "Hmm, can you tell me more?"
Patron: "Yeah, it goes 'Four score and seven years ago...'"

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Patron: "So, for lack of a better term, you're the Queen Librarian right?"

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Staff overheard on the radio: "I need all available responders...there is an offender with a stick........and she is swinging the stick....DO NOT GO IN THERE!"

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Patron: "You STILL don't have Muscle & Fitness yet?!?!  I'm starting to atrophy!!!"

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New patron, first day at the library: "This place has so many books!!!!  This is the best day of my LIFE!!!!"

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