Fun with telling people you went to prison

After being in prison for over four years, this has gotten a little old...who am I kidding, THIS NEVER GETS OLD.

Some of my favorites:

Friend to my mom: "So how's your daughter?  I hear she graduated from library school!"

Mom: "Yeah, and now she's in prison."

Friend: "WHAT?!?!?"

He he he

Dad to a friend whose daughter is a geologist for a gold mining company: "Where did we go wrong?  Now your daughter's a gold-digger and mine's in prison."

On Ride the Rockies, climbing Wolf Creek Pass-

Cyclist: "There are worse places to be.  We could be in prison."

Me: "I hear that.  They let me out of prison for the week so I could do this!"

Random people that I meet-

People: "So, what do you do for a living?"

Me: "I'm a librarian."
People: "Oh that's so neat!  I love the library!  Which one do you work at?"

Me: "Prison."

To friends-

Friends: "Do you want to go out for dinner tonight?"

Me: "Yes, but I just got out of prison so I need to go home and change."

In the morning: "Ok, I'm off to prison!"